#roman

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. You mean a martini? the bartender asks.

If a roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers.. Does he get two or five drinks?

how does a roman laugh when he's texting? lol 490

Dad Joke: What do you call a Roman with a cold? Julius Sneezar

Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no

A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please"".

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says ""five beers

A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please""

A Roman walks in to a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers

I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51 6

A Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers

A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator

A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, "five beers, please."

Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV.

So we're doing ""Roman walks into a bar"" jokes?","So a Roman walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a martinus"". The bartender says ""Sir, do you mean a martini?"" to which the Roman replies ""If I wanted a double I would have asked for one.""

Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'?,"Pass it on - or, rather don't.

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er

So we're doing "Roman walks into a bar" jokes? So a Roman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus". The bartender says "Sir, do you mean a martini?" to which the Roman replies "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one."

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.

Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied "I Wood" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit? Pontius Pilates.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her.