#reps

"Just do it!" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines.

My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps

Winky A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. ""Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified,"" says the interviewer. ""Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you."" ""But wait,"" says the man. ""If I take two aspirin, I stop winking."" ""Then show me,"" replies the interviewer. So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in al…

I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups. ""How many reps would you usually do?"" he asked. ""A million,"" I rep lied.

A Winking Salesman! A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. "Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you", adds the interviewer. "But wait", says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking". "Then show me", replies the interviewer. So the guy reaches into his pants pocket an…

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold.

A nail company wants to expand their business... The firm, a long-established family company called Wilson's Nails, has seen their revenue declining in recent years and decides to try an ad campaign to boost sales. They contact a highly regarded Madison Avenue ad agency to produce an ad for them; After a few weeks, the agency sits the owners and senior managers down to view the initial proof for their TV ad. The ad opens on a shot of a lonely, barren desert. Slowly it zooms in... they can see…

How many tech support reps does it take to change a light bulb? I'm sorry