#pearly-gates-st-peter

Donna Summer, MCA and Robin Gibb arrive at the Pearly Gates St Peter is there to greet them. Before he takes them in to heaven, he begins to....... You know what? It is way too soon to be doing a joke like this.

Catholic School Girls A bus full of Catholic School Girls go off the side of a cliff and everyone dies. As they all line up before the Pearly Gates St. Peter approaches them and says, ""Girls, you all may enter Heaven. First, however, if you have ever touched male genitalia you must dip whatever part of your body touched it into the Holy Water."" The first two girls go and just dip their hands. Suddenly a commotion begins at the back of the line. As a girls runs up to the front of the line St. P…

So three guys arrive at the Pearly Gates... St. Peter says ""Guys, we're almost at our limit for the day, so... you three tell me your stories, and the best one can go through."" So the first guy says ""Well, I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I doubled back home on the way to work. My wife was sitting in bed with the covers around her, so I took a look around. I ended up finding a guy hanging from the balcony, so I pushed him off. He fell off, but landed in a tree, so I grabbed our refrig…