#patricia-wack

There's this lady who works in a bank... ... her name is Patricia Wack, but all her friends and colleagues call her Pattie. She's very good at her job. One of those people who pays painful and pedantic attention to detail, does everything by the book, and is generally a bit annoying, but does a great job as a bank teller. One day, while she's going about her daily tasks, a frog hops up onto her counter. ""I want a loan,"" says the frog. ""Have you filled out the application?"" asks Patricia. ""N…

Kermit Jagger needs a loan. Kermit Jagger needed to take out a large loan, so he went to his bank and met with a banker named Patricia Wack. Patricia asked, ""Do you have something you can offer as collateral?"" Kermit responded by placing a little porcelain figurine on the desk. Patricia was not impressed, but she went to her manager to explain the situation. The manager laughed, and replied, ""It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!""

Bank Loan A young girl, named Patricia Wack, starts a new job as a loan officer at the bank. A frog walks in an asks her for a loan, she looks at him for a moment amazed that a frog could talk but proceeds professionally. He needs five hundrded dollars for a new business venture and is willing to offer her a candle stick as collateral. She is of course surprised by this strange offer of collateral and tells the frog that she's not sure she can approve the loan. The frog gets upset and demands to…

Frog joke A frog goes into a bank in search of a loan. He approaches Patricia Wack who deals with the loans in this particular bank and says ""Hi