Bank Loan A young girl, named Patricia Wack, starts a new job as a loan officer at the bank. A frog walks in an asks her for a loan, she looks at him for a moment amazed that a frog could talk but proceeds professionally. He needs five hundrded dollars for a new business venture and is willing to offer her a candle stick as collateral. She is of course surprised by this strange offer of collateral and tells the frog that she's not sure she can approve the loan. The frog gets upset and demands to see the manager. He says ""Do you have any idea who I am? My father is Keith Richards, I deserve this loan!"". Patricia dismisses herself for a moment to go see the manager about this very odd case. She tells him the story and he looks at her for a moment then says ""It's a knick-knack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone""