#olivers

Oliver, the church bell ringer, wanted to take a vacation. The pastor told him he could go if he could find someone to ring the bell while he was gone. He posted notices advertising the position, but the only one who applied was his own twin brother. His brother had no arms, so Oliver asked him how he planned to ring the bell. ""With my head,"" he answered. ""Come on, I'll show you."" They went up to the belfry where the brother ran across it, jumped up in the air, turned a flip and hit the bell…

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very nex…

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers. 5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you wer…