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Oliver, the church bell ringer, wanted to take a vacation. The pastor told him he could go if he could find someone to ring the bell while he was gone. He posted notices advertising the position, but the only one who applied was his own twin brother. His brother had no arms, so Oliver asked him how he planned to ring the bell. ""With my head,"" he answered. ""Come on, I'll show you."" They went up to the belfry where the brother ran across it, jumped up in the air, turned a flip and hit the bell…

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So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, "wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would".

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