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Old Man Jim was having his 109th birthday party. Needless to say it was a big deal. There was even a news reporter who showed up to interview him. ""What's your secret to living so long?"" asked the newsman. ""It's easy. I never argue with anyone."" replied Jim. ""That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"" screamed the reporter. ""Exercise, eating the right foods, not drinking... any of those make sense. But not arguing? You've got to be insane!"" Old Jim stared hard back at the reporter for …

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(Oldie) A city boy goes to visit his grandfather's farm in the country. A he was walking along the fields, he noticed something very odda pig, sitting under a tree, with a peg leg. Later, as he was eating dinner, he asked his grandpa: ""Hey, why does that pig out in the fields have a peg leg?"" ""Oh, Old Jim?"" his father replied. ""Well, that's a very special pig. Saved my life."" ""Oh, really?"" said the son, amazed. ""How?"" ""Well, it was this one night. Your grandmother had gone to bed, and…

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