Old Man Jim was having his 109th birthday party. Needless to say it was a big deal. There was even a news reporter who showed up to interview him. ""What's your secret to living so long?"" asked the newsman. ""It's easy. I never argue with anyone."" replied Jim. ""That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"" screamed the reporter. ""Exercise, eating the right foods, not drinking... any of those make sense. But not arguing? You've got to be insane!"" Old Jim stared hard back at the reporter for …