A census man comes to the Appalachia mountains A man from the census, John, comes down from DC to go door to door to all the houses that didn't answer the census letters. The first house he goes to is up on the mountain, a real backwoods place. In front of the house he sees a three-legged pig, and thinks this is very odd. A man opens the door, and answers all of John's questions. John thanks the man for the time, and says, ""I just have one question, what happened to that pig?"" The redneck thin…