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My Grandpa's Story My Grandpa used to drive big rigs from Western New York out to Los Angeles during the depression. He often told us the story of how he once was driving through backwoods Nebraska. He had to pull over to relieve himself so he got out of his rig and stepped into a field. He kicked at a bush and out popped a snake. My Grandpa was afraid of snakes and tried kicking it in an attempt to kill it until the snake shouts ""Stop!"" My Grandpa being stunned that he's come across a talking…

The Longest Joke in the World (Part 3) **[Part 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ugw6/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_1/)** **[Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10uhok/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_2/)** ""I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request,"" continued the snake. ""I can guess why you drank it, but I'm not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty…

The longest joke in the world So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with…

The funniest (and longest) joke I've read. **It's about 10,000 words long. So get comfy.** So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, a…

My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.

Nate the Snake joke Warning, unhealthily long Tim was an adventurous man, and he had quite a bit of money. One afternoon during work, Tim decided that he wanted to go driving on the dunes in egypt. So that weekend, he booked tickets to Cairo and took a few extra days off work. When he arrived in Cairo he took a bus to a smaller village with less people and laxer laws and rented a car to drive on the dunes. He went out the first time at night around 11:30 because his flight came in late. Tim h…

Aristotle and Plato walk into a bar They are debating plenism, the physics of the void and how true emptiness could possibly exist in a world of matter that would immediately fill it, when Aristotle’s friend Nathan comes in with his dog. It is a borzoi. “Is that a new dog?” asks Aristotle. “Yeah, this is Monty” says Nathan. “Didn’t you already have a borzoi?” asks Plato. “Yeah - three actually. But they’re so much fun, big old goofballs! He’s got a brother and sister at home too. And I got rec…

Nate the Snake Tim was an adventurous man

There once was a boy named Nate. There once was a boy named Nate. He lived across the street from a lever

Nate the Snake joke Warning unhealthily long

Spoken jokes anyone?,"Some jokes work better when told. This subreddit seems to be void of any spoken jokes. So what are some of your favorite jokes in video form? I can already imagine an hour long Nate the Snake joke.

What did the flower couple call their two babies?,"Poli Nate

What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate