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My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said "murdered". And "loved", past tense.

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[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]

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scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

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Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train.

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Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.

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Fox Mulder, age 6: *looks under pillow* MOM! IT DISAPPEARED! Mom: the Tooth Fairy took it, dear Fox: you mean... the tooth is out there?

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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