My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said "murdered". And "loved", past tense.

[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.