scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien#Mulder#One-Liner0🔗 Share
[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]#Mulder#Not Museum#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.#Mulder#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →