#mrs-black

I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst.

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says ""I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"" ""Certainly,"" says the teller, ""how much would that be for?"" ""One million dollars."" replies the frog. ""Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."" The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. ""As a matter of fact, I do!"" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands ove…

John's English Literature teacher saw that John had fallen asleep: ""Now let me ask you guys a question, who wrote HAMLET? John? Can you tell me?"" John woke up and rubbed his eyes: ""Hum, aaaaa, Mrs. Black, honestly, hum,I didn't do it!"" The class filled with laughters. The teacher was angry: ""Get out of my class and tell your parents to come to see me after school!"" John walked out of the class and phoned his father. His father came to the school in a rush. When John's father saw the teache…

A frog walks into a bank A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says "I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black" "Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?" "One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager." The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. "As a matter of fact, I do!" says the frog, and he reaches into his …