Two men were out camping in the mountains... They had spent four days together and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, ""You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south. Then tonight we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."" The second friend agrees and hikes south. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. ""Today I hiked int…