Sam sees Moshe with a long face during the service... So after the service, Sam walks up to Moshe and asks: ""Why the long face, Moshe?"" He sighs and replies... ""Well, you see. My father-in-law just died."" Sam asks: ""But I thought you loathed the schlemiel?"" Moshe nods: ""That's true. But you see, we have his cremation on Tuesday and I don't have a suit. And suits aren't cheap."" Sam thinks for a moment. ""You know what, Moshe. I have this jet-black Armani suit. You can use that. Free of ch…