Sam sees Moshe with a long face during the service... So after the service, Sam walks up to Moshe and asks: ""Why the long face, Moshe?"" He sighs and replies... ""Well, you see. My father-in-law just died."" Sam asks: ""But I thought you loathed the schlemiel?"" Moshe nods: ""That's true. But you see, we have his cremation on Tuesday and I don't have a suit. And suits aren't cheap."" Sam thinks for a moment. ""You know what, Moshe. I have this jet-black Armani suit. You can use that. Free of charge."" Moshe lightens up: ""Thanks, Sam. You are a true friend."" After a few weeks, on shabbath Sam sees Moshe again: ""How was the cremation, Moshe?"" he asks. ""Good, thank you"" Sam replies. ""... and did you use my suit?"" ""Of course. It looked grand on him when they put him in the oven."" This joke is translated from my native tongue. Since telling jokes is hard, feel free to rewrite it.