a young man goes to confession the priest asked "" do you have any sins to confess?"" "" yes father, i've had carnal knowledge of a young lady."" the priest shakes his head "" was it molly watson? i've seen how short her skirts are."" "" i can't tell you father."" "" was it the smith girl? i've seen how low her tops are cut."" ""was it the jones girl? she always seems to be looking at boys."" "" i really can't tell you father."" "" alright, say 100 hail marys and 200 our fathers and come by ever…