Ronald Reagan was a funny guy... Two Irish ladies were at the wake for their dear friend. ""Poor Mollie,"" said the first woman, looking down at the body, ""she had such a hard life. First she married Mike, who gave her five crying children in six years. He beat her and never worked a day in his life. Then Mike up and died, and she married Johnny, who was even worse, giving her seven more children and not a penny of support. He was drunk all the time until he died, too. And now Mollie is gone, w…