George and Mildred It was a pleasant, sunny afternoon in the park, full of Sunday revelers. George and Mildred were sitting together on a park bench, feeding the ducks. Mildred turned to George and said: ""You know George, we've been together 29 years now, don't you think its about time we were getting married?"" George stared reflectively into the distance and replied, ""Aye, Lass, but who would have us?""