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Mattel is launching a new Twitter Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box

Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I'm buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks.

This weekend while shopping in a local toy store... This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all the others. I knew my friend had no daughters or young relatives, so I figured he must like the dolls himself. ""Danny,"" I said going up to him, ""I didn't know you were a collector!"" ""I'm not,"" he replied. ""Oh,"" I said, ""You're buying a gift…

Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*

Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.

Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body.

Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.

Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a