#marty

I'm sorry son, but autocorrect keeps changing your name to Marty. That's your new name now, there's nothing we can do about it.

Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!""

Pink Ping Pong Ball A little boy named Marty was born one day to a wealthy family. On Marty's second birthday, his mom asked Marty what he wanted for his birthday. Marty said, ""I want a pink ping pong ball!"" Mom was confused why Marty wanted pink ping pong balls but agreed to buy them for her son's sake. Fast forward to Marty's 12^th birthday. Marty was treated to a surprise birthday party that he did not know about. He got cake and presents but was not satisfied. Marty's dad walked up to him …

Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!

Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a funeral procession started coming down the road... ...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, ""Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you."" Marty replies, ""It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years.""

That's how to do it... Bob and Marty were out drinking one night and were talking. Bob: I just can't seem to fool my wife, no matter what I do. I park the car a block from the house and walk the rest of the way. I enter the house as quietly as I can. I take of my shoes before I slowly climb the stairs. I get undressed in the bathroom, and climb into bed as quietly as I can, but the Wife always wakes up and yells at me for being out drinking so late. Marty: You're doing it all wrong. I speed up…

Two old guys decide to go out for drinks before they die. Before Marty and Sam die they decide to go out for old times sake and just get properly gone showed at the bar. About 8 or 9 pints in Marty gets an idea. ""Hey Sam