#malcolm

My friend asked me why I act so insecure when he would talk to my girlfriend. I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month.

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.” The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.” The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmol…

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out.

Malcolm, unmarried with no money, no home and a blind mother prayed to God daily over a period of several months. Finally, God responds to Malcolm saying that God is happy with his prayers and that God will grant him one and only one wish. Malcolm then wished, 'Dear God, I wish that my mother will see my wife putting gold and diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new house!'

Malcolm: “Is it permissible to smoke here?” Guide: “No” Malcolm: “That is funny! Then where did all these cigarette butts come from?” Guide: “Those came from people who did not ask such questions!”