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Due to a mix-up on Grammy night, Christina Aguilera and Madonna were forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Christina pulled out a $1,000 bill and announced: "I'm going to throw this $1,000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Madonna pulled out a $1,000 bill, ripped it in half and threw it out of the window, gushing excitedly: "Look, I just made two people really happy." Madonna's brother has come…

"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbours will think if I mow the grass like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," answered his wife. MADONNA

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina brag…

Here's A Puzzle for You: Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi's What is it? A last name....... “Were you thinking of something else!?”