{Long} Santa's Past A white man enters a hotel asking for a room for the night. The person at the front desk says, ""We have one room left but it's haunted."" ""I don't believe in ghosts."" The white man replies and goes up to the room. He unlocks the door enters and hears, ""I'm the ghost of Mable fable cut off your balls and lay em on the table."" The white man quickly runs out the room and leaves. A black man enters the same hotel a bit later and approaches the front desk. ""I'd like a room f…