#luigis

Italian honeymoon Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. ""Don't worry, Sophia. Luigi's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."" So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luigi took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, ""Mama, Mama, Luigi's got a big hairy chest."" ""Don't worry, Sophia"", says the mot…

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim

Luigi's Fruit Shop Maria went to Luigi's fruit and vegetable shop every week. She walked in on this particular day and said, 'Hello, Luigi. I woulda lika two kilos of tomatoes pleasa.' 'Ah, Maria, so sorry I have no tomatoes today.' 'Luigi, don'ta joka with me. You know that I always buy my tomatoes from you. Just give me my tomatoes, Luigi.' 'Maria, I told you, I have no tomatoes today.' 'Luigi, I'm in a hurry, please give me two kilos of tomatoes.' 'Maria, it's like this. How do you say ""carr…

A young recently immigranted Italian couple Maria and Luigi fall in love and get married. They're sort of poor and spend the honeymoon night at her mama and papa's house. Maria's a nervous virgin and Mama's busy cooking spaghetti and has to try to calm Maria down and talk her into going upstairs to her husband. She finally does, and Luigi is sitting on the bed and gives her a long passionate look. Maria gets scared and runs downstairs, saying "Mama, Mama he's a got a such a strange look on his …

What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.