A young recently immigranted Italian couple Maria and Luigi fall in love and get married. They're sort of poor and spend the honeymoon night at her mama and papa's house. Maria's a nervous virgin and Mama's busy cooking spaghetti and has to try to calm Maria down and talk her into going upstairs to her husband. She finally does, and Luigi is sitting on the bed and gives her a long passionate look. Maria gets scared and runs downstairs, saying "Mama, Mama he's a got a such a strange look on his a face!" Mama says, "Oh that a mean he's a passionate a man. You are such a lucky a girl! Now you go back up a the stairs, no?" She goes back up and Luigi is on the bed with his shirt off and he's got lots of chest hair. Maria runs back down and says, "Mama, Mama he's a got a such a hairy a chest!" Mama's still cooking spaghetti and says, "Oh, you such a lucky a girl, that means that he's a strong, virile man. You have lots of bambinos! Now go back upstairs." She goes back up and Luigi is sitting on the bed with his shoes and socks off, and he's missing all the toes on his left foot. She runs back down and says, "Mama, Mama he's a got a foot and a half!" She drops the spoon and says, "Luigi's a got a foot and a half?!! Mama Mia, I'm a go upstairs, you cook the spaghet!"