Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, ""At last, they're finally together."" Her sister sitting in the front row said, ""Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"" The priest replied, ""I mean her legs."" -
The tombstone A man was knelt in front of a tombstone crying. As a young woman walked by, she heard him sobbing ""why did you have to die? Why did you leave me
A man goes to a coffee shop... A man goes into a coffee shop and orders a drink. After he sits down at a table, he notices a man across the shop. The other man
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
Juan was working on the roof of a one story house, when he slipped and fell . He calls his wife ""Maria, I just fell from the roof and broke my leg and I think
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