The only clean joke Michael Caine could think of to tell the Queen.
I remember this joke from a TV interview I saw with Michael Caine about 20 years ago, and it's stuck with me:
A telemarketer calls a house and a little girl answers the phone:
Little girl (LG): \*quiet voice* *"Hello?"*
Telemarketer (TM) "Hello there and good day, would you mother be available to talk to?"
(LG) \*quiet voice* *"No, she's busy at the moment.*"
TM: "Oh, okay, would your father be there at all?"
(LG) \*quie…