#lexus

A young blonde girl from California in her late teens, who moved to Texas, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby up scale neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed a…

Beauty A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" “Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." “Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." “ I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will …

Arab student in Germany. An arab student studying in Germany contacts his father saying "I feel ashamed that I come to college on a Lexus and the Doctors who teach me come by train". His father sends him a check with 100 million $ and a note saying "here go buy yourself a train and don't embarrass us with the Germans"

A joke for Monday… My boss pulled up in his brand new Lexus today and I couldn’t help but admire it. “Nice car,” I said as he got out. “Well,” he said, noticing my admiring looks, “If you work hard, put the hours in, and really strive for excellence, then….. I’ll have an even better one next year.”

My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...