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By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse.

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St. Peter: "Spock?" Leonard Nimoy: "I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV." St. Peter: "HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"

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An unemployed biologist was looking for a job... He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently been shot (some freak accident with a kid) and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla, or the zoo could shut down. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job.…

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A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?""

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My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard.

#Ryan#Leonard#Marriage
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Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands A man named Leonard approaches him and says

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