#kmart

I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy.

Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart.

Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days.

Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, "doesn't your family miss you?"

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!