I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy.

Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart.

Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!