I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy.#Kmart#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days.#Kmart#Walmart#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!#Walmart#Kmart#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →