#king-arthurs

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference

Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference

Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference

Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference

King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Funny midevil joke A knight returns to king Arthur's court. He looks kind of dirty and beat up - Where were you? - Was in the North provinces, sir, battling your enemies. - But I don't have any enemies in the North provinces - Well, now you do

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table... Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference

What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)

Arthur and Friends The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift. But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had? When did King Arthurs men practice? Joust at night. Kings are old when they reach the age of sovereignty -- then they worry about their receding heir line. For kings, uprisings were a peasant surprise. Puns can be ma…

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference.

Which of King Arthur's knights always kept watch? Sir Valence.

Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? Sir Cumference

Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference

Which one of King Arthur’s men built the round table? Sir Cumference

What was the name of the knight who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference.

Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference

The fattest knight at King Arthur's The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!

26 groaners 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Arthur and Friends The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.