Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said ""Now son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best…