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Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: ""Who is it?"" ""It's Mark"" Jesus opens the door. ""What did you bring Mark?"" ""Marijuana from Colombia"" ""Very well son, come in."" A…

Jesus and drugs Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: ""Who is it?"" ""It's Mark"" Jesus opens the door. ""What did you bring Mark?"" ""Marijuana from Colombia"" ""Very well s…

CHRISTIAN DRUGS PreviousNext Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: ""Who is it?"" ""It's Mark"" Jesus opens the door. ""What did you bring Mark?"" ""Marijuana from Colombia"" …

An Important Message From Jesus Jesus is nearing the end, hanging on the cross high upon a hill in Jerusalem as people yell at him and mock him from behind the watch of guards. In a weakened voice, he whispers ""John, my son, come here. There is something I need to tell you."" John steps forward; ""anything my Lord, what is it?"" ""Closer, John"" Jesus replies. John begins to walk towards Jesus. ""Another step and I'll cut off your arm!"" yells a guard. John stops. ""Closer...."" Jesus says soft…

Christian Drugs. Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, co…

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