On a plane ride to South Africa. A flight going from Cairo to Johannesburg was about half-way through their trip. Out of the blue, the captain made a startling announcement, ""Folks, it seems as though we are having some engine troubles. Now please remain calm, and we'll have an update in 15 minutes."" Obviously everyone is freaking out. 15 minutes go by. Captain makes another announcement. ""Ok seems as though one of our engines has failed. We are going to make a landing at the nearest airstrip…