#jesus-saves

Someone wrote "Jesus Saves" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism.

Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!

My all time favourite joke, probs because of the moral (religious). READ IF YOU STUDY! Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, ""Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."" So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away. They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports.…

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, ""Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."" So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away. They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent out e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They dow…

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing away. Suddenly a huge blackout filled heaven and hell. When the lights came back on, Jesus picked up right where he left off, but the Devil's screen was black. Satan says, ""How could this happen? I did everything Jesus did!"" Then one person in Hell says, ""No, Jesus Saves.""

Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could and then God would decide the winner. Well they both got right down to business and wrote lines and lines and lines of code. But just before the four hours were up there was a flash of lightning and a tremendous clap of thunder. The lights flickere…

Jesus and Satan Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away. They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent out e-mail. They sent out e-mail with atta…