#jared

How did Jared from Subway lose weight? He was ordering off the kids menu.

How did Putin propose to Trump? He went to Jared.

Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared.

I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash...

When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?,"He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy?","(Mom sad): He went to Jared.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?,"""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies sir?""

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding.

Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared

Why did the fiancé say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"? He went to Jared.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk? He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Hey did you guys hear about Jared from Subway? Apparently he prefers way less than the standard 6-inches...

Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush

(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy? (Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower? 'Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How did Jared lose 150lbs? He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning? He ate a 5 year old weiner

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch.