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Teacher students joke . ""what do you want to become when you grow up?"" A teacher asked his young students. ""I Want to be a like Iron Man"" Thomas answered. ""OK, But Iron Man didn't just become like that without studying and working hard. I hope you become like him one day."" said the teacher smiling. ""What about you Alice?"" he continued, gesturing towards Alice. ""I want to become an Actress and become famous?"" said Alice. ""Well I hope you achieve that one day and we see you in a great m…

JAKE'S FUNNEH JOKE On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, ""This is for all my people"" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, ""This is for all my people"" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, ""This is for all my people"" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Jake's final conversation Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to" his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace...I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

An inspiring true story about my friend's grandmother. I'd like to tell you a little-known, but inspiring and true story that involves my friend Jake's grandmother. Her name was Erica. She lived a typical grandmother life, knitting, spoiling her grandchildren and puttering around. But despite having lived a full life before retiring, she wanted something more. So she decided to take her love of gin and turn it into a hobby. Erica painstakingly researched different recipes for gin, mixed them …

Jake goes to an auction and bids the highest on Dave's painting of a Horse eating grass. The painting is to be delivered to Jake's house by next day.