#irish-bar

Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again

Three ""plus size"" women walk into an Irish bar, and order 3 Bwrz Fynt's The bartender says, ""I can't understand what you said."" One of the girls says, ""I'm sorry, we're from Wales."" The bartender replies, ""That explains everything.""

A Man walks into a irish bar A Man walks into an Irish Bar, that was full of Irish Men. He goes to the bartender and asks for a beer. Whilst his beer is being poured a man in the bar stands up and says "42". Everyone starts laughing. The man ignores it. He takes a sip of his beer. Another man stands up and says "62". Everyone is laughing again. The man asks the bartender "What going on." The bartender says "Well, instead of saying the jokes, we number them. How about you give it a try" "Oh alr…

An American walks into an Irish bar... ... and approaches the bartender and says, "I'd like an Irish car bomb." The bartender says, "Let me see what I can do," and disappears to the back of the bar. He comes back with two highball glasses filled with vodka. He then proceeds to light them on fire. "Here ya go." "Uh, that's not really what I was expecting," the American says. "Yeah, I know," says the bartender, "we're all out of Irish car bombs. But here, you can have a 9/11."

A Texan walks into an Irish bar... A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. …

Two men walk into an Irish bar one of them pushing a wheelbarrow full of body parts...

An Irish bar A drunk Irishman sitting at a bar starts talking to the gentleman next to him.

An American walks into an Irish bar... ... and approaches the bartender and says

A Man walks into a irish bar A Man walks into an Irish Bar