#house-of-commons

Winston Churchill enters the Men's room... ... at the House of Commons, and see Clement Attlee, the Head of the Labor Party. Rather than joining Attlee and conversing, Churchill goes to the far end of the piss trough. Attlee says, ""What's the matter Winnie, not feeling sociable today?"" Churchill replies, ""No, it's just that whenever you Socialist boys see something big, you want to nationalize it.""

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

One morning when Sir Winston Churchill was sitting in his bath tub, his servant heard his voice above the splashing. He opened the door and asked, “Were you speaking to me sir?” “No, I was addressing the House of Commons”, replied Churchill annoyed at the interruption. PONDERISMS AND RIDDLES: