#hellen-keller

I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? step on her books with golf shoes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor

All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate? Neither of them got to sea!

So Hellen Keller walks into a bar and a table... and a chair... and a wall

Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

List of the most offensive jokes I know. What are some of the most offensive jokes you guys know? * Whats better then winning silver at the special olympics? Not being retarded * Whats better then winning silver at the paralympics? Walking * Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they * Why are black people so good at basketball? They can run shoot and steal * What do you call a group of black men running down a hill? A prision break * So Hellen Keller …

I wrote a book called Endless Love It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

Why did Hellen Keller only masterbate one hand? So she could moan with the other

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive?,"She's a Woman.... No, Seriously it's cause she's dead.

How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? She's a Woman.... No, Seriously, it's cause she's dead.