#harrys

An algebra teacher had just finished his lecture when he saw a female student... She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, ""Why are you working so hard?"" She looked up and responded: ""Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."" The teacher looked bemused. ""How can you make such a claim?"" The student's face lit up. ""Well"", she said, ""let's say that I DO finish top of my cl…

Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute.

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a hugh buck. ""Where's Harry?"", asked another hunter. ""He fainted a couple miles up the trail,"" Harry's partner answered. ""You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"" ""It was a tough decision,"" said the hunter. ""But I figured no one is going to steal Harry.""

There were two twins, Tom and Harry. Tom was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that Harry’s wife died the same day Tom’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tom and mistaking him for Harry said “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must be feeling terrible.” Tom, thinking she was talking about his boat said “Fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an ol…