#harold-harold

Paddy the Irishman arrives at the Gates of Heaven... ...and is greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to Paddy ""You may enter, Paddy, but first you must answer one question."" He then asks Paddy ""What is the the name of thy Lord?"" Paddy replies ""Harold."" ""Harold?"" asks St. Peter, ""How did you arrive at that?"" ""Oh, it's in the Lords Prayer... Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"".

Harold got in bed, kissed his lovely wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the pearly Gates and St. Peter said.. “You died in your sleep, Harold.” Harold was stunned. "I'm dead...? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back to my wife!” St. Peter said, "Perhaps that can be arranged, but there aren’t many open spots right now. You’ve got two alternatives: you can come back to your house as a goldfish or as a hen.” Harold never liked swimming and thought that perh…