Paddy the Irishman arrives at the Gates of Heaven... ...and is greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to Paddy ""You may enter, Paddy, but first you must answer one question."" He then asks Paddy ""What is the the name of thy Lord?"" Paddy replies ""Harold."" ""Harold?"" asks St. Peter, ""How did you arrive at that?"" ""Oh, it's in the Lords Prayer... Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"".
Jesus has just been hung up on the cross... ...and the crowd that had gathered to see him had dispersed, except for Peter. As Jesus' head finally lolled forward
An engineer in Hell An engineer dies and goes up to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter greets him. ""Come in, come in."" says Peter, ""We can always use another e
A zebra meets God. All his life the zebra always wondered whether he was a black zebra with white stripes, or a white zebra with black stripes. He thought about
Another joke translated to English from my Uncle. Little ""peter"" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, ""Wh
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