There's this guy Doug. There's this guy Doug and he just moved into this new neighborhood. He asks his neighbor down the street if there's any places he should check out. ""Well dude I know of this one place down on 36th where you can pay $20 to have five guys kick the hell of you. It's painful at first but afterwards your head just feels cleared. Only downfall is you have to wait in line."" Doug thinks, What the hell? and goes along with it. He waits for two hours in line and the guys kick the …