There's this guy Doug. There's this guy Doug and he just moved into this new neighborhood. He asks his neighbor down the street if there's any places he should check out. ""Well dude I know of this one place down on 36th where you can pay $20 to have five guys kick the hell of you. It's painful at first but afterwards your head just feels cleared. Only downfall is you have to wait in line."" Doug thinks, What the hell? and goes along with it. He waits for two hours in line and the guys kick the hell out of him, but afterwards he feels like a new man. The next day he goes to his neighbor and tells him what happened and asks if there's any similar places in the area. ""Well there's this lesser known place down by 42nd where you can pay $20 to have five guys slap the hell out of you. It's painful at first, but your face feels so much smoother. Only downfall is you have to wait in line."" Doug thinks, What the hell? and goes with it. He waits for 2 hours in line and the guys slap the crap out of him, but afterwards his face felt smooth as silk. The next day he goes to his neighbor and tells him what happened and asks if there's any other similar places in the area. ""OK, well there's this place by the park where you can pay $20 to have five guys choke you half to death. It hurts at first, but you find yourself breathing so much easier. Only downfall is you have to wait in line."" Doug thinks, What the hell? and goes with it. He waits for 2 hours in line and the guys strangle him close to breaking point, but he's never breathed easier. Doug goes to his neighbor and says, ""Dude, these places you've taken me have been amazing. But seriously. Are there ANY other places you know of like this?"" ""Well... Oh yeah, there's ONE. It's this place by the barbershop where you can pay $20 to have five guys punch you in the face You can just walk right in."" ""I can just walk right in?"" ""Yah man, there's no punchline.""